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Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:23 pm

the more I see this on Football Hardest Away Day's the more I piss myself laughing

"We took over Chester about 50 - 60 lads singing our hearts out - Nothing the old bill could do, nothing chester fan's could do - we ransacked there city (What with your singing !) " :o - HMMM I think there is ?



"If you see any boys coming to you with Henri Lloyd, Stone Island, Burberry and PARADA :o :o :lol: :lol: you know they are up for it"

What a bunch of cocks
Last edited by Dobbin on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:30 pm

Yeah, and the whole of Britain pisses with you.

Bloke in my work saw it recently and came in asking if I'd saw it and if it was for real.

Just at that we saw their minibus passing Aberdeen when the Jacks were away to Plymouth..... ;)

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeIJbLbRSp4 :lol:

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:49 pm

f*cking murder's up there mush!!!

Best comedy in years.

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:16 pm

funny as f**k :lol:

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:31 pm

"They're young, they're hard, they're the swansea youth" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:11 pm

Nottage Blue wrote:"They're young, they're hard, they're the swansea youth" :lol: :lol: :lol:


and they get done by Notts County outside a cashpoint.

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:59 pm

Gareth (Wilts) wrote:
Nottage Blue wrote:"They're young, they're hard, they're the swansea youth" :lol: :lol: :lol:


and they get done by Notts County outside a cashpoint.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In the words of Tank himself, "Well, if there's some of you and some of them, it's going to go off". And it most certainly did

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:03 pm

When they are the fighting amongst themselves and Tank (the Hard Man) says stop the camera, stop the camera

Apparently the word from a few Jacks that I know is that they aint proper swansea fans ( :lol: :lol: Trying to hide the embarrassment me thinks)

I am sure Cardiff got filmed for an away trip to West Ham on a bubble ??? Never seen it on any pof the programmes or was this a different progaramme

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:06 pm

I like the way the narrator is saying that every game is planned with military precision yet Johnny "The Brains" takes them the wrong way completely and they end up late. Any seasoned away traveller will know: Avoid the bridge!!!

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:09 pm

Dobbin wrote:When they are the fighting amongst themselves and Tank (the Hard Man) says stop the camera, stop the camera

Apparently the word from a few Jacks that I know is that they aint proper swansea fans ( :lol: :lol: Trying to hide the embarrassment me thinks)

I am sure Cardiff got filmed for an away trip to West Ham on a bubble ??? Never seen it on any pof the programmes or was this a different progaramme


apparently they tried to film cardiff fans, and they didnt like the cameras on the bus so they kicked off :lol:

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:11 pm

Nottage Blue wrote:I like the way the narrator is saying that every game is planned with military precision yet Johnny "The Brains" takes them the wrong way completely and they end up late. Any seasoned away traveller will know: Avoid the bridge!!!


Yes very military - SO much so they have never heard of the Heads Of The Valleys roads - Would have taken an hour of there six hour journey atleast on a journey that should take three :o

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:13 pm

Nottage Blue wrote:I like the way the narrator is saying that every game is planned with military precision yet Johnny "The Brains" takes them the wrong way completely and they end up late. Any seasoned away traveller will know: Avoid the bridge!!!

My favourite part (apart from fight on bus) was when they got 'thrown out' of Meadow Lane for drinking in the ground. The stewards merely escort them out of the ground. No protest or arguing. The Jack Army really know how to install fear across the country. No diversion is safe from the beat up transit.

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:21 pm

Maybe lacostejack is Johnny the Brains or Tank or knows of them :lol:

Re: Johnny The Brains and Tank

Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:55 pm

hundred and ten prick still makes me laugh comedy genius .