Jokes (no, not me)

BBC NEWS: The BBC has been forced to apologise to viewers after one its weathermen was caught giving the finger live on air.

I don't blame him some of those weather girls are very attractive.


I was driving up the motorway last night when I noticed a sign saying "Turn off in 1m", As I got to the 1m mark sure enough there was my mother in law!


How do you stop a Paki from drowning?

I'm not telling you.


Premature Ejactulation: Mans solution to having an ugly Wife.

The biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agree to the terms of use"

I see Virgin 1 as changed its name to Channel One, I guess Sky just raped the shit out of it then.

My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.
It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.

A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief...
Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.

just spotted your link for 'helpmewithaseasonticket'
LOVE IT!
How's that going??

Ill have a look now 2 secs

dude, no image there!! what is it?

and p.s love your site, as some chick in America did that once to pay off her $25,000 debt and it worked. She was first of a kind to do it. Thousands of people donated and all her debts got paid off.

Off to a flyer lol

oh the image has just come up

Tight fuckers

Ive had 31 visitors though maybe if i add some music people might loosen their wallets lol

Ive had 31 visitors though maybe if i add some music people might loosen their wallets lol

Add some porn. You are onto a winner then. They are all pervs on here

lol i might put up a pick off Bellamy with a cheeky link to youporn or something since most of us been tugging over him signing

lol i might put up a pick off Bellamy with a cheeky link to youporn or something since most of us been tugging over him signing

I think there has been enough premature ejaculation over the past few days. Surely you guys must be empty by now