Dear Gethin

Whilst you're tearing Greg Clarke a new arsehole on the telephone this morning can you ask him when he'll be back on Sky Sports News questioning how a club like Crystal Palace can go into administration then sign players such as Garvan and talk about signing Davids when they have just shafted numerous creditors by paying them only a small amount of what they owed.

Whilst at it you can point out that he is not really in a position to lecture our club when he considers that Leicester went into administration whilst he was a director of the club.

Oh and tape the conversation and put it on the website so we can listen to the knobhead squirm.

Very good point mate. Everyone is getting on their high horse about us when we're paying our debts in full if a little late. Portsmouth have just avoided paying millions to various creditors including the tax man yet we're the cheats! Good point made by the club in the statement that we've only signed free agents and loan players. No cash spent! f**k em all. They just don't want us in the Prem.

It was their "bending of the rules" that led to the points deduction for going into administration