Sickipedia?

Does anyone else visit this website? Definetely one of the best for sick jokes. Fo any who get offended easily, don't read on.


What's worse than finding a fly in your soup?
Finding a vein in your hot dog.

I love shaving with a new razor. Its like making love to a beautiful woman. A little excitement, a little blood and I'm holding a razor.


Man- What's that smell?
Wife- I can't smell anything
Man- Exactly, get in the kitchen and turn the f*cking cooker on.


What do you get if you insert Human DNA into a goat?
Banned from a petting zoo.

There's loads of better jokes on there, but some people are easily offended. Check it out. Keeps you occupied for ages

I personally think its great Where were you in the Ninian Pub?

Couldn't make it Hunty. Was working

It's one of the best sites going. I often visit it when on LNC duty, which returns next weekend!

Couldn't make it Hunty. Was working

There was loads in there today.
Annis, Baz, Milly, Chippy, Jez, Carl, Jamie, Me, Uncle Fester, M.Davies, Merlin, Cheggers, I could go on

Couldn't make it Hunty. Was working

There was loads in there today.
Annis, Baz, Milly, Chippy, Jez, Carl, Jamie, Me, Uncle Fester, M.Davies, Merlin, Cheggers, I could go on

Go on then......

Couldn't make it Hunty. Was working

There was loads in there today.
Annis, Baz, Milly, Chippy, Jez, Carl, Jamie, Me, Uncle Fester, M.Davies, Merlin, Cheggers, I could go on

Go on then......

Well I actually can't cos I'm shit with names

Couldn't make it Hunty. Was working

There was loads in there today.
Annis, Baz, Milly, Chippy, Jez, Carl, Jamie, Me, Uncle Fester, M.Davies, Merlin, Cheggers, I could go on

I'll make an effort at the next home game

Well I actually can't cos I'm shit with names

you coulda just made them up!

[quote="Billy Hunt]
Well I actually can't cos I'm shit with names [/quote]
you coulda just made them up![/quote]

There was someone called Scott Booth Sorry

[quote="Billy Hunt]
Well I actually can't cos I'm shit with names [/quote]
you coulda just made them up![/quote][/quote]
There was someone called Scott Booth Sorry [/quote]

I'll f*cking kill him!!! He's got 5 weeks to get out of there

What game you coming down for? Barnsley ain't it?

lol,

my mate called me an ugly fucker so i shagged his mum

:lol: What game you coming down for? Barnsley ain't it?

Just worked out a way of getting down for the Millwall match Bringing the wee fella with me, it's his first game.

:lol: What game you coming down for? Barnsley ain't it?

Just worked out a way of getting down for the Millwall match Bringing the wee fella with me, it's his first game.

Good news, pints on you then

Deal....coke for you of course young man

Deal....coke for you of course young man

I only wanted a pint of fosters and your offering me drugs

lol,

my mate called me an ugly fucker so i shagged his mum

My daughter is getting to that age where she's asking me awkward questions about sex.

She asked me last week "is that the best you can do?"


I was at the cash point the other day and an old lady asked me if she could check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Deal....coke for you of course young man

I only wanted a pint of fosters and your offering me drugs

Everyone's doing it.....you don't want to be the odd one out mate

Deal....coke for you of course young man

I only wanted a pint of fosters and your offering me drugs

Everyone's doing it.....you don't want to be the odd one out mate

Deal....coke for you of course young man

I only wanted a pint of fosters and your offering me drugs

Everyone's doing it.....you don't want to be the odd one out mate

I saw a joke on there one time that was so bad, it has to be posted.

My girlfriend dumped me the other day because I slept with her sister.

I don't know what the problem was, I didn't know she could get so jealous over a 9 year old.

Just seen some jokes on here about Bellamy lol

What's all the fuss about Craig Bellamy becoming a Bluebird?

I beat my wife into one every weekend.

http://www.sickipedia.org/search/2?q=Craig%20Bellamy