Allah has declared to all muslim's that Islam is a bit pissed off that most muslim men are watching such infidel telvision programmes as "X View Free time, Big Northern Birds, Whose that wife" etc, etc on FREEVEW!
He (Alah) has declared that "free" is for infidels, he mentioned TLG whatever that is, and propper muslms men should cut off the heads folk, run to small corners of the world and bother old people with their nonsense
Pah, I foo foo them, What you need is a top totty I said, some good looking ladies, shirt skirts, stockings, a peeping thong, the works. Does't matter too much if they can sing.
What did Alah do.............
Strung six sexy ladies, fully burkerd up, by the ankles,.
GIRLS ALHAL