clean joke

a man goes into a pet shop, and see"s a sign,,,,, talking centerpide for sale, £5000,,, hes gives the woman the money,, puts the centerpide in a box and goes home,,,,,,,, the man says, to the talking centerpide,,,,,,, fancy a pint down the pub? no answer,, the guy thought, oh no ive been ripped off here,, so again, he says, fancy a pint down the pub, still no answer,,, at the third time of asking,,,,, a head pops out of the box, and says,, i heard you the first time,,, im just putting my shoes on

why the f**k anyone would pay £5000 for a centipede is just crazy??

or perhaps it was Ridsdale?

that actually aint bad