Had to laugh at work earlier
Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:37 pm
At my mate he took his 8 year old son down to the game on sat and afterwards his boy asked him why do they keep calling jack a b*stard dad i was pissing myself 
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:41 pm
My little un has replacement "rhyming words"
he knows and hears the swear words and he knows this is just at football that people use it so freely and the songs he sings i just tweak them words lol
so he shouts like everyone but doesn't have to swear - "Jack Plasters" but he prefers to call them Gypos
he knows and hears the swear words and he knows this is just at football that people use it so freely and the songs he sings i just tweak them words lol
so he shouts like everyone but doesn't have to swear - "Jack Plasters"
but he prefers to call them Gypos
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:45 pm
i had a similar experience with my boy , whos now 20, when he was young, he said dad, what are they singing to the ref,,,,, instantly i said,,, the referee is from sri lanka, honest 
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:17 am
when i was about 10 me my dad and little bro (chippy) went to see newcastle vs aston villa......
on the coach on the way back, CHIPPY turns to my dad and said i want to sing a song.
chippy stood up on the seat everyone went quiet.
and chippy chanted ''THE REFEREES A VICAR''
what a f*cking enbarrasement he is............he still thinks ref's are vicars now in the canton stand
on the coach on the way back, CHIPPY turns to my dad and said i want to sing a song.
chippy stood up on the seat everyone went quiet.
and chippy chanted ''THE REFEREES A VICAR''
what a f*cking enbarrasement he is............he still thinks ref's are vicars now in the canton stand
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:32 am
My 2 year old nephew has a season ticket.
He came home shouting Jack b*stard too.
lmao.
He came home shouting Jack b*stard too.
lmao.
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:36 am
when i took joshua & brioni to a game years ago, they must have been 7 & 4, we came home and josh started singing.
"the keepers wife's a lesbian" and brioni joined in with "but we fucked her up the arse".
the wife was not happy.
"the keepers wife's a lesbian" and brioni joined in with "but we fucked her up the arse".
the wife was not happy.
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:55 am
jamccfc wrote:when i took joshua & brioni to a game years ago, they must have been 7 & 4, we came home and josh started singing.
"the keepers wife's a lesbian" and brioni joined in with "but we fucked her up the arse".
the wife was not happy.
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:30 am
My daughter used to sing "The referee's a Toastie"
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:07 am
jamccfc wrote:when i took joshua & brioni to a game years ago, they must have been 7 & 4, we came home and josh started singing.
"the keepers wife's a lesbian" and brioni joined in with "but we fucked her up the arse".
the wife was not happy.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Had to laugh at work earlier
Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:10 am
When my boy was around 7 he used to chant 'you Jack Bananas' problem was we were once on a day out in Swansea and couldn't stop him