FAO BAZ

I lent my new ' MID GLAM DECORATORS ' Pen to a driver to sign paperwork today and when he took it off me he looked at it and said ' My Missus got a vibrator like this '

I said ' with a torch on the end too '

I know where you got your inspiration from now

BTW ' SA1 BLUEBIRD ' Clive asked can he have one

LOL - thought you were gonna say he robbed you of it

LOL - thought you were gonna say he robbed you of it

Like hell he did Jez, as soon as he said it looked like a vibrator I tried to ram a 'AAA' in it.

LOL - thought you were gonna say he robbed you of it

Like hell he did Jez, as soon as he said it looked like a vibrator I tried to ram a 'AAA' in it.

LOL - thought you were gonna say he robbed you of it

Like hell he did Jez, as soon as he said it looked like a vibrator I tried to ram a 'AAA' in it.

AA's ! love AA's

Carl try it! I didnt even no it was a pen when he gave 1 to me Thats not what i used it for anyway

:lol:


Carl try it! I didnt even no it was a pen when he gave 1 to me Thats not what i used it for anyway

I am sitting here with a pen stuck up my ass and everytime I speak I am blinding the missus

:lol:


Carl try it! I didnt even no it was a pen when he gave 1 to me Thats not what i used it for anyway

I am sitting here with a pen stuck up my ass and everytime I speak I am blinding the missus

wait till u get off the sofa and leave trails of pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:


Carl try it! I didnt even no it was a pen when he gave 1 to me Thats not what i used it for anyway

I am sitting here with a pen stuck up my ass and everytime I speak I am blinding the missus

I wonder if Baz realises the mistakes he has made with his pen

Baz is a shining light

:lol:


Carl try it! I didnt even no it was a pen when he gave 1 to me Thats not what i used it for anyway

I am sitting here with a pen stuck up my ass and everytime I speak I am blinding the missus

Are you now pen pals?

:lol:


Carl try it! I didnt even no it was a pen when he gave 1 to me Thats not what i used it for anyway

I am sitting here with a pen stuck up my ass and everytime I speak I am blinding the missus

Are you now pen pals?

o dear

i should lock this thread, but it has lit up my day........................................boom boom

i had to buy a bloody pen today