Your Rude Footballer Names

My XI

Quim
Lee Dickson (Dixon really)
Dickson Etuhu
Danny Shittu
Julian Dicks
Johan de Cock
Uwe Fuchs
Michael Gash
Paul Dickov
Steffan Kuntz
Milan Fukal

Ground-Wankdorf Stadium

Rod Fanni

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Fanni

mark uselesscunt hudson

Lee "the fat c**t" trundle

What about Ruud Gullit?
Sorry that was quite lame.

not really rude, but there's a guy called Mark De Man and he's defender. Best name ever.

Alan " fairy tw*t " Tate

ars bandeet
david goodwillie
argelico fucks
brian pinas
bernt haas

dean windass lol

There was a Tom Kaak turned out for Clydebank and possibly Darlington. He was pretty Kaak, although a very nice fellow.

chuqui arce

They should all sign for Deportivo Wanka

Rodmi Fanni

Steffan Kuntz

Imagine those two playing on a team together