Woolworths

so all football suspended, so for a change I started talking to my wife and found out she had been made redundant from her job at Woolworths

Well done need a bit of cheer on here its all a bit doom and gloom at the mo

actually one of the better ones I've seen

actually one of the better ones I've seen

I used to cough to cover up a fart, now I fart to cover up a cough.

Well done need a bit of cheer on here its all a bit doom and gloom at the mo

To be fair, I got it but not surprised you didn't!

Wait for it....

SVEN....

John travolta hospitalised suspected Coronavirus turns out it was a false alarm he has only got Saturday night fever
And another bit of good news he is staying alive

He had chills that were multiplying apparently..

Sorry..

SVEN

i did get the joke
Ironically though, my mother worked at woollies all those years ago.

If I had seen COVID 19 anywhere last season I would have expected the next words to be FORT WILLIAM 0














*Check last seasons Highland League table if you don't get it!

Bog roll shortage

Somebody coughs now,
And a hundred people around shit themselves .