Making it as real as possible

Sat here in my little virtual world
Ive tried to make it as real as possible, Ive wiped off the virtual rain water on my office chair.
The Mrs has just served me some cardboard chips and luke warm coffee and charged me £5.50 for the privilege.
The door is shut - so I can swear
Every couple of minutes I'll stand up to let some virtual stranger go for a p!ss or get a virtual foot long hot dog.

I was going to get a cardboard cut out of Dai Hunt - but decided - the lock down fever is getting out of hand......

Anyone else got two different commentaries?

Having watched a lot of the Bundesliga and the return of the Prem matches, I would say our crowd noise has been the best I have heard. Not overpowering and authentic chants unlike most games.

Much better with the crowd noise added and much better with the sky sports commentary if I'm being honest.
Our fella doing the commentary seems a bit flat - he could do with some help from somebody else , Im sure there must be someone at the club who could give the 'expert analysis' role a go - or just tell a few jokes. There is an art to commentary.