Age

I'm approaching 50

Is anyone else at the age or time in life

Where upon bending you sometimes fart unintentionally

I am

but, it just got embarrassing for me.

I'm in asda, dropped my phone, bent down to pick it up and one escaped

A woman opposite, looked at me, I'm mortified and full of apologies, she Said "don't worŕy my husband does it to on accident, it's an age thing.

Double whammy

1- doing it, especially in front of a stranger

2- she was easily in her 70s, unless she has a toy boy she must think I'm 20 years older than I am haha

I'm approaching 50

Is anyone else at the age or time in life

Where upon bending you sometimes fart unintentionally

I am

but, it just got embarrassing for me.

I'm in asda, dropped my phone, bent down to pick it up and one escaped

A woman opposite, looked at me, I'm mortified and full of apologies, she Said "don't worŕy my husband does it to on accident, it's an age thing.

Double whammy

1- doing it, especially in front of a stranger

2- she was easily in her 70s, unless she has a toy boy she must think I'm 20 years older than I am haha

eat less beans and give these a bell....

https://www.dermaskin.co.uk/treatments/ ... x-cardiff/

I'm approaching 50

Is anyone else at the age or time in life

Where upon bending you sometimes fart unintentionally

I am

but, it just got embarrassing for me.

I'm in asda, dropped my phone, bent down to pick it up and one escaped

A woman opposite, looked at me, I'm mortified and full of apologies, she Said "don't worŕy my husband does it to on accident, it's an age thing.

Double whammy

1- doing it, especially in front of a stranger

2- she was easily in her 70s, unless she has a toy boy she must think I'm 20 years older than I am haha

It's when you get follow through you need to worry.

I'm approaching 50

Is anyone else at the age or time in life

Where upon bending you sometimes fart unintentionally

I am

but, it just got embarrassing for me.

I'm in asda, dropped my phone, bent down to pick it up and one escaped

A woman opposite, looked at me, I'm mortified and full of apologies, she Said "don't worŕy my husband does it to on accident, it's an age thing.

Double whammy

1- doing it, especially in front of a stranger

2- she was easily in her 70s, unless she has a toy boy she must think I'm 20 years older than I am haha

eat less beans and give these a bell....

https://www.dermaskin.co.uk/treatments/ ... x-cardiff/

I dont think even botox could get this lazy fat arse of mine in shape again haha

I'm approaching 50

Is anyone else at the age or time in life

Where upon bending you sometimes fart unintentionally

I am

but, it just got embarrassing for me.

I'm in asda, dropped my phone, bent down to pick it up and one escaped

A woman opposite, looked at me, I'm mortified and full of apologies, she Said "don't worŕy my husband does it to on accident, it's an age thing.

Double whammy

1- doing it, especially in front of a stranger

2- she was easily in her 70s, unless she has a toy boy she must think I'm 20 years older than I am haha

It's when you get follow through you need to worry.