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Postby rumpo kid » Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:47 am

Boris is promising to wage war on obesity..with one in three Brits clinically obese. Pretty bad..with huge costs to the NHS for what is little more than indulgence, medically aside. It took him a visit to IC to lose weight.

Heres a couple of quick but probably unpopular solutions.. close McDonalds and Greggs, and snatch people off the streets to attend a boot camp.. for which they will pay for board, lodging, and training once released.
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Re: The Fat Controller

Postby GENERAL CHAT » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:00 pm

rumpo kid wrote:Boris is promising to wage war on obesity..with one in three Brits clinically obese. Pretty bad..with huge costs to the NHS for what is little more than indulgence, medically aside. It took him a visit to IC to lose weight.

Heres a couple of quick but probably unpopular solutions.. close McDonalds and Greggs, and snatch people off the streets to attend a boot camp.. for which they will pay for board, lodging, and training once released.


I blame advertising over the years.

Mind you, I do like the Strongbow ads... :lol:
Edmund: Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
Baldrick: No, but I've often thought that I'd like to.
Edmund: Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close-harmony singing
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Re: The Fat Controller

Postby Citysince72 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:09 pm

I'm 3 stone overweight but I agree with Boris

I was in Gregg before the lockdown and this very fat lady was telling her friend how she really needs to lose weight

While stuffing an ice slice down her fat gullet
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Re: The Fat Controller

Postby Foghorn65 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:07 pm

Citysince72 wrote:I'm 3 stone overweight but I agree with Boris

I was in Gregg before the lockdown and this very fat lady was telling her friend how she really needs to lose weight

While stuffing an ice slice down her fat gullet



Could have done with an apostrophe after Gregg mate.

Unless of course you were "in Gregg" in which case I'll mind my own business

;)
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Re: The Fat Controller

Postby Citysince72 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:09 pm

Foghorn65 wrote:
Citysince72 wrote:I'm 3 stone overweight but I agree with Boris

I was in Gregg before the lockdown and this very fat lady was telling her friend how she really needs to lose weight

While stuffing an ice slice down her fat gullet



Could have done with an apostrophe after Gregg mate.

Unless of course you were "in Gregg" in which case I'll mind my own business

;)


Haha

I was hoping my error wouldn't have been spotted

Fair play

I salute your reply, exactly how I would have replied
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