Crossbow list. Celebrities you would happily shoo

by **maccydee** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:37 pm

I have a list of five celebs I would shoo with a crossbow from Lincoln Castle if I had the chance.

My five are

Lenny Henry
Bono
Bob Geldof
Katie Hopkins
Rita Ora

Who is on yours??

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by **Pulisnewport** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:45 pm

Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

by **maccydee** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:07 pm

Pulisnewport wrote:Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

All quite attractive women.

Why Beckinsale? Love her.

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:11 pm

David Walliams
Cliff Richard
Sting
Michael McEntire
Megan Markle

by **Pulisnewport** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:36 pm

maccydee wrote:
Pulisnewport wrote:Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

All quite attractive women.

Why Beckinsale? Love her.

Oops thought I read it as S**g didn’t have my glasses on.

Kate and I shared a night last year at a hotel, but leave her on my list I have her number and want a second go!

by **Pulisnewport** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:38 pm

Celebrities who think they are;

My list;

Piers Morgan
Clint Morrison
Jason Mohammed
Greg Wallace
Final Trump

by **City1983** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:26 pm

My List of Celebs I'd shoot with a Crossbow are:

Paddy McGuiness
Ant n Dec (stood behind one another)
Richard Hammond
John Inverdale
Dan Walker

by **mugsy** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:09 pm

Jim Carrey
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Clarkson
Anne Robinson
Donald Trump

by **ealing_ayatollah** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:28 pm

Pulisnewport wrote:
maccydee wrote:
Pulisnewport wrote:Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

All quite attractive women.

Why Beckinsale? Love her.

Oops thought I read it as S**g didn’t have my glasses on.

Kate and I shared a night last year at a hotel, but leave her on my list I have her number and want a second go!

by **ealing_ayatollah** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:33 pm

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow. :thumbright:

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by **maccydee** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:06 pm

ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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In a catsuit.

Her husband at the time was the director. Imagine getting to make sure she brought those outfits home?

by **Bigmarkw** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:57 pm

Kay burley.
Jim white.
Van gerwin
Will Ferrell.
Jack Nicholson.

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 5:27 pm

Bigmarkw wrote:Kay burley.
Jim white.
Van gerwin
Will Ferrell.
Jack Nicholson.

Kay Burley fantastic shout

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:19 pm

Drakeford

by **maccydee** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:28 pm

Bigmarkw wrote:Kay burley.
Jim white.
Van gerwin
Will Ferrell.
Jack Nicholson.

Why Will Ferrell?

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:42 pm

...and Jack Nicholson?

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:47 pm

Russell Brand x2 to make sure
Jamie Oliver as above
Boy George

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:59 pm

Nick Knowles.

Sorry,can't help myself.

Maccydee...how much is a crossbow and limitless arrows?

by **lilybull** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:09 pm

sadiq khan, owen jones, david lammy, piers morgan, lily allen

by **GrangeEndStar** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:22 pm

Vanessa Feltz but it would take all 5 bolts.

by **bluebirdoct1962** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:38 pm

James Corden
Stephen Merchant
Phillip Schofield
Russel Brand

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:07 pm

bluebirdoct1962 wrote:James Corden
Stephen Merchant
Phillip Schofield
Russel Brand

Corden and Schofield. Brilliant calls.

:thumbup:

by **Big Hill Blue** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:33 pm

Professional northerners

Tess Daly and her husband

by **ThomasC** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:01 pm

Big Hill Blue wrote:Professional northerners

Tess Daly and her husband

Lol

by **ThomasC** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:03 pm

Everyone knows bono would make most people's list. I quite fancy sticking Chris Martin from Coldplay on mine. Have a cold arrow stick in at of ya boy! :old:

by **Pulisnewport** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:14 pm

ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on :bluebird:

by **maccydee** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:18 pm

Pulisnewport wrote:
ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

Screenshot 2021-02-16 at 15.31.53.png

Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

by **redbird** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:36 pm

Ant and Dec
Paddy McGuinness
Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Boy George

by **ealing_ayatollah** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:37 pm

lilybull wrote:sadiq khan, owen jones, david lammy, piers morgan, lily allen

Thats a decent list.

Deffo Owen Jones and Lily Allen.

I'd go wih Emily Thornbury, Jess Phillips and Kay Burley to finish my 5 but the others on your list would be on the bench :lol:

by **ealing_ayatollah** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:39 pm

maccydee wrote:
Pulisnewport wrote:
ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

Screenshot 2021-02-16 at 15.31.53.png

Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

That's taking this whole COVID thing to another level.

I'd happily drive to Durham on one tank of fuel for a date with Kate. :lol: