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Postby Pulisnewport » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:51 pm

maccydee wrote:
Pulisnewport wrote:
ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow. :thumbright: :lol:


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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on :bluebird:


If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask


That’s why she’s seeing me. Landmark hotel in July, don’t want any of you lot turning up so thanks for the help.

She won’t be able to walk the next day anyway. :old:
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Postby Bluesince72 » Tue Feb 16, 2021 11:55 pm

Cyril the Swan, Lee Trundle, Alan Tate, Ollie Mc Burnie and Leighton James
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Postby bluesince62 » Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:30 am

Bluesince72 wrote:Cyril the Swan, Lee Trundle, Alan Tate, Ollie Mc Burnie and Leighton James



Username a bit familiar :lol: :old: :bluebird:
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Postby Stan_B » Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:56 am

lilybull wrote:sadiq khan, owen jones, david lammy, piers morgan, lily allen


Put Russell Brand in as well and that is the perfect list for a firing squad.
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Postby mugsy » Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:18 am

Forgot about Russell Brand - he should have been in my top 5 ( Anne Robinson will have to drop out until next time!). Nick Knowles should be wary too!
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Postby maltablue » Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:59 am

Piers Morgan,susanna Reid,Eddie Izzard,Laura Kuensberg and Meghan look at me now Markle.
If i could have a sub,s bench all the Kardashians please
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Postby maccydee » Wed Feb 17, 2021 10:27 am

ealing_ayatollah wrote:
maccydee wrote:
Pulisnewport wrote:
ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow. :thumbright: :lol:


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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on :bluebird:


If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask


That's taking this whole COVID thing to another level.

I'd happily drive to Durham on one tank of fuel for a date with Kate. :lol:


It’s not a Covid thing.
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Postby Nuclearblue » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:02 am

All of them apart from
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
Captain Slow

PS I need a machine gun :D
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Postby Big Hill Blue » Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:31 pm

Apologies everyone I know I've had a few wish lists but somehow managed to miss off...



Richard Madeley.
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Postby Big Hill Blue » Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:26 pm

Lineker
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Postby Big Hill Blue » Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:02 pm

Malcolm Danny Dyer
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Postby ealing_ayatollah » Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:06 pm

maccydee wrote:
ealing_ayatollah wrote:
maccydee wrote:
Pulisnewport wrote:
ealing_ayatollah wrote:There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow. :thumbright: :lol:


Screenshot 2021-02-16 at 15.31.53.png



Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on :bluebird:


If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask


That's taking this whole COVID thing to another level.

I'd happily drive to Durham on one tank of fuel for a date with Kate. :lol:


It’s not a Covid thing.


Ahh so your into Mexican wrestling then?
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Postby Ray Bishop » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:11 pm

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Postby maccydee » Thu Feb 18, 2021 9:13 am

Big Hill Blue wrote:Malcolm Danny Dyer


Danny Dyer used to be on my crossbow list. He did well to get off it.
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Postby Big Hill Blue » Thu Feb 18, 2021 10:24 am

Jonathan Ross
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Postby robjohn » Thu Feb 18, 2021 10:35 am

maccydee wrote:I have a list of five celebs I would shoo with a crossbow from Lincoln Castle if I had the chance.

My five are

Lenny Henry
Bono
Bob Geldof
Katie Hopkins
Rita Ora

Who is on yours??



Gary Linekar
james obrian
everyone on bbc news
ash sakar
owen jones

woke wankers
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Postby rumpo kid » Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:11 am

Claudia Winkelman
Garth Crooks
Owen Jones
Brand
That fat bird from Plaid Cymru whose currently in contempt of court. Horrible malicious thicko, AM, and downright disgrace. Irony struck swiftly for her.
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Postby nubbsy » Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:16 pm

I shoot Anne Robinson 5 times.
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Postby skidemin » Thu Feb 18, 2021 1:36 pm

nubbsy wrote:I shoot Anne Robinson 5 times.




been on the weakest link Nubbs ?
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Postby blue note » Thu Feb 18, 2021 3:04 pm

every weekend on tv you can watch

pointless celebrities
celebrity mastermind
celebrity chef
catchphrase celebrity special
celebrity supermarket sweep
celebrity who wants to be a millionaire
celebrity best home cook

so how about celebrity russian roulette?

BANG SPLAT as james cordens brains are splattered over a white wall
also staring....romesh rangabathan and stacey dooley
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Postby stentona » Thu Feb 18, 2021 3:40 pm

Emily Maitlis
Laura Kuenssberg
Piers Morgan
Sadiq Khan
Caitlyn Jenner

:occasion5: :occasion5: :occasion5:
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Postby robjohn » Fri Feb 19, 2021 6:09 am

stentona wrote:Emily Maitlis
Laura Kuenssberg
Piers Morgan
Sadiq Khan
Caitlyn Jenner

:occasion5: :occasion5: :occasion5:


I second that list planet would not miss them :notworthy:
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Postby llan bluebird » Fri Feb 19, 2021 8:10 am

Piers Morgan - Took the worse from US TV and brought it over here. Just about him and ratings
Naga Munchetty - A middle-aged 6th former- She is just embarrassing
Katie Hopkins- See Piers Morgan, she is absent of any talent, so becomes more outrageous to counter
Gary Lineker- I have no idea why we pay ex-footballers from a longball 442 to talk about the modern game. Prefer Alex Scott. It's easy to be smugly condescending when you have been gifted so much
Keith Andrews - I have no idea why he dislikes us so much, never ever a good word about us, so for that he deserves to be here.
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Postby maccydee » Sat Feb 20, 2021 10:14 am

llan bluebird wrote:Piers Morgan - Took the worse from US TV and brought it over here. Just about him and ratings
Naga Munchetty - A middle-aged 6th former- She is just embarrassing
Katie Hopkins- See Piers Morgan, she is absent of any talent, so becomes more outrageous to counter
Gary Lineker- I have no idea why we pay ex-footballers from a longball 442 to talk about the modern game. Prefer Alex Scott. It's easy to be smugly condescending when you have been gifted so much
Keith Andrews - I have no idea why he dislikes us so much, never ever a good word about us, so for that he deserves to be here.


I have a soft spot for Naga you know. Can’t explain it.
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Postby Fairblue27 » Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:01 am

Brian Blessed
Diane Abbott
Tom Cruise
Prince Andrew
Trump
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Postby Big Hill Blue » Sun Feb 21, 2021 6:36 pm

Just making sure Kay Burley remains high on this list.
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Postby Danny Says » Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:39 pm

maccydee wrote:Who is on yours??

The word celebrity is a misnomer. There is no such thing.
How is someone who’s job is to act or cook or kick a ball or read the news/weather or sing or play an instrument or present a tv/radio show or garden or whatever worthy of being paid extra for going on a tv quiz or reality programme or (free) holiday show etc???? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

More to the point why does any rational person pander to these average joes? All they’re doing is lining their pockets and their avaricious agents?

Haven’t people got anything better to do? Read a book, listen to a CD, go for a walk, play chess, do a crossword, cook a curry, paint the back room, tidy the back stairs, write a letter to your gran, anything but watch these inane and demeaning programmes with these tiresome people. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: Crossbow list. Celebrities you would happily shoo

Postby skidemin » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:49 pm

Danny Says wrote:
maccydee wrote:Who is on yours??

The word celebrity is a misnomer. There is no such thing.
How is someone who’s job is to act or cook or kick a ball or read the news/weather or sing or play an instrument or present a tv/radio show or garden or whatever worthy of being paid extra for going on a tv quiz or reality programme or (free) holiday show etc???? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

More to the point why does any rational person pander to these average joes? All they’re doing is lining their pockets and their avaricious agents?

Haven’t people got anything better to do? Read a book, listen to a CD, go for a walk, play chess, do a crossword, cook a curry, paint the back room, tidy the back stairs, write a letter to your gran, anything but watch these inane and demeaning programmes with these tiresome people. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:



what if the word celebrity was replaced by well known ... ?
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