Crossbow list. Celebrities you would happily shoo

I have a list of five celebs I would shoo with a crossbow from Lincoln Castle if I had the chance.

My five are

Lenny Henry
Bono
Bob Geldof
Katie Hopkins
Rita Ora

Who is on yours??

Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

All quite attractive women.

Why Beckinsale? Love her.

David Walliams
Cliff Richard
Sting
Michael McEntire
Megan Markle

Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

All quite attractive women.

Why Beckinsale? Love her.

Oops thought I read it as S**g didn’t have my glasses on.

Kate and I shared a night last year at a hotel, but leave her on my list I have her number and want a second go!

Celebrities who think they are;

My list;

Piers Morgan
Clint Morrison
Jason Mohammed
Greg Wallace
Final Trump

My List of Celebs I'd shoot with a Crossbow are:

Paddy McGuiness
Ant n Dec (stood behind one another)
Richard Hammond
John Inverdale
Dan Walker

Jim Carrey
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Clarkson
Anne Robinson
Donald Trump

Rita Ora
Amanda Holden
Kate Beckinsale
Susana Reid
Kristen Stewart

All quite attractive women.

Why Beckinsale? Love her.

Oops thought I read it as S**g didn’t have my glasses on.

Kate and I shared a night last year at a hotel, but leave her on my list I have her number and want a second go!

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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In a catsuit.

Her husband at the time was the director. Imagine getting to make sure she brought those outfits home?

Kay burley.
Jim white.
Van gerwin
Will Ferrell.
Jack Nicholson.

Kay burley.
Jim white.
Van gerwin
Will Ferrell.
Jack Nicholson.

Kay Burley fantastic shout

Drakeford

Kay burley.
Jim white.
Van gerwin
Will Ferrell.
Jack Nicholson.

Why Will Ferrell?

...and Jack Nicholson?

Russell Brand x2 to make sure
Jamie Oliver as above
Boy George

Nick Knowles.

Sorry,can't help myself.

Maccydee...how much is a crossbow and limitless arrows?

sadiq khan, owen jones, david lammy, piers morgan, lily allen

Vanessa Feltz but it would take all 5 bolts.

James Corden
Stephen Merchant
Phillip Schofield
Russel Brand

James Corden
Stephen Merchant
Phillip Schofield
Russel Brand

Corden and Schofield. Brilliant calls.

Professional northerners

Tess Daly and her husband

Professional northerners

Tess Daly and her husband

Lol

Everyone knows bono would make most people's list. I quite fancy sticking Chris Martin from Coldplay on mine. Have a cold arrow stick in at of ya boy!

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

Ant and Dec
Paddy McGuinness
Keith Lemon
Russell Brand
Boy George

sadiq khan, owen jones, david lammy, piers morgan, lily allen

Thats a decent list.

Deffo Owen Jones and Lily Allen.

I'd go wih Emily Thornbury, Jess Phillips and Kay Burley to finish my 5 but the others on your list would be on the bench

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

That's taking this whole COVID thing to another level.

I'd happily drive to Durham on one tank of fuel for a date with Kate.