Update regarding Carls update

Carl has had his sunday lunch and is in reasonable shape, he is though facing a late fitness test prior to this evenings update and at the moment is rated at 50-50 to produce the goods this evening. My sources tell me that it is really dependent on what he has to eat around tea time and that his flatulence problem doesn't flare up.

Apparently his confidence has taken a knock. He just needs a hug.

He has just been seen popping into the 'Ting Tong' Thai massage parlour
on City Road to try and unwind a little.

Having done some research on the place myself I'm sad to say that all
the (cough-cough) 'girls' working there are not all they seem

Pillows? those arent pillows!!!!

I shall hug him if you want me to

I shall hug him if you want me to

no baz you wont have time.
just stick to updating me on your every move on facebook
your worse than a certain other member on here

What are the moderators doing these days with Carl with him missing several daily updates. Bloody ridiculous how pampered he is especially on the wages he's on. We haven't got time to molly coddle him he needs to grow up quick in this mans world, pick himself up and go again. All this "he'll be updating later" is beginning to feel like a ploy to keep the punters turning up!

I've just heard news that may make you all physically sick

Carls agent has been touting his name around saying he's unhappy here
after a fallout with Annis. Carl prefers the 4:33 updates, Annis has been
pretty inflexible preferring instead the tried and tested 4:42. Its reached
an impasse and Carl is NOT happy.

About 40 minutes ago I was dropping my clubs off at the Celtic Manor and
who did I see getting into an elevator together.... Carl Curtis and Mike Morris

But Carl doesn't even exist!!! There is no such person!

But Carl doesn't even exist!!! There is no such person!

So you can confirm that he didn't go to the massage parlour........

But Carl doesn't even exist!!! There is no such person!

So Carl is a myth..... this is outragous....im calling the riddler.