"Exotic" DVD Dilemma

My family are planning on moving to South Wales & Recently we moved the bulk of our belongings into a self storage unit. I moved most of the stuff from my bedroom into self storage a couple of weeks ago.
The internet connection at my current location is a litte erratic & so accesss to "exotic" video clips at times was a problem, to combat this I downloaded quite a cache of "exotic" favourites from the internet & converted the files to DVD. When I packed my DVD player for self storage I left the disc in question in the player.

Usually this would not be a problem. I would just unpack the DVD & nobody would be any the wiser. However my parents are due to move down to South Wales a couple of weeks before myself as I've booked a holiday & will be out of the country at the time in question.

Still no problem you might think.. Last night my Mother announced that the DVD player in the living room has gone up the spout and it's her intention to use the one from my bedroom currently in self storage. At this time I went into a blind panic & imagined her reaction should she discover the material on the DVD. I offered to buy her a new DVD player but this I fear has only aroused her suspiciouns.

I can only see the following options.
1. Cancel holiday & ensure I'm at the self storage unit to remove the DVD from the player before Mother gets her hands on it.
2. Confess to DAd and ask him to ensure he removes the DVD before it's discovered.
3. Sit tight & hope my parents don't play the DVD currently in the player.

If anybody else can see another solution please advise. I'm hoping for better advice than the piss take I endured in my online dating thread.

well firstly

Try and get her a new one, they start at £20 in argos http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... PLAYER.htm

say its not worth all the hassle.

Personally I would just tell them, wouldnt bother me

Most people enjoy watching porno, what's the problem? Are your parent's catholic?

1. Tell them not to bother as it's on the blink and you were going to bin it anyway.

2. If they are not technical then tell them that it's got a funny HDXML42 socket and the cleripar fitting won't work on their telly.

3. Tell them you are confused about your own sexuality and you've been searching your soul to see which way you bat. Then when you tell them you are defo straight they will be so chuffed they won't worry about the dvd contents (unless of course the exotic video is a "man love" one" )

4. Say to your mother "yes of course you can use it, dad knows how to use it because he was the last one to use it".

haha has to be number 4, quality

Personally I would just tell them, wouldnt bother me

Thing is such an admission could implicate me in another incident I'm afraid. I was stroking the sword in standing postion one evening whilst engrossed in the previously mentioned dvd. It seems unbekonown to me Ziggy the pet cat had entered the bedroom & was watching my activity with some curiosity. It was only post vinegar stroke that I discoverd Ziggy was there, I'm afraid the poor thing suffered a direct hit & fled the bedroom like the proverbial scolded cat. I then had to listen upstairs as my entire family (downstairs) discussed what an earth the substance on Ziggy's jet black coat could be.
I'd hate my parents to link the DVD and the Ziggy incident and make some false assumptions.

Thanks for the constructive advice so far lads. Much better than the stuff on the online dating thread which left me lumbered with a lifetime ban from Asda and a Yeast infection.

why don;t you just go up the storage unit at the weekend and get it out?

why don;t you just go up the storage unit at the weekend and get it out?

Already tried that. Rang the office at the self storage unit, they will only provide access to the person detailed in the storage contract (Mum).

My family are planning on moving to South Wales & Recently we moved the bulk of our belongings into a self storage unit. I moved most of the stuff from my bedroom into self storage a couple of weeks ago.
The internet connection at my current location is a litte erratic & so accesss to "exotic" video clips at times was a problem, to combat this I downloaded quite a cache of "exotic" favourites from the internet & converted the files to DVD. When I packed my DVD player for self storage I left the disc in question in the player.

Usually this would not be a problem. I would just unpack the DVD & nobody would be any the wiser. However my parents are due to move down to South Wales a couple of weeks before myself as I've booked a holiday & will be out of the country at the time in question.

Still no problem you might think.. Last night my Mother announced that the DVD player in the living room has gone up the spout and it's her intention to use the one from my bedroom currently in self storage. At this time I went into a blind panic & imagined her reaction should she discover the material on the DVD. I offered to buy her a new DVD player but this I fear has only aroused her suspiciouns.

I can only see the following options.
1. Cancel holiday & ensure I'm at the self storage unit to remove the DVD from the player before Mother gets her hands on it.
2. Confess to DAd and ask him to ensure he removes the DVD before it's discovered.
3. Sit tight & hope my parents don't play the DVD currently in the player.

If anybody else can see another solution please advise. I'm hoping for better advice than the piss take I endured in my online dating thread.

Personally I would just tell them, wouldnt bother me

Thing is such an admission could implicate me in another incident I'm afraid. I was stroking the sword in standing postion one evening whilst engrossed in the previously mentioned dvd. It seems unbekonown to me Ziggy the pet cat had entered the bedroom & was watching my activity with some curiosity. It was only post vinegar stroke that I discoverd Ziggy was there, I'm afraid the poor thing suffered a direct hit & fled the bedroom like the proverbial scolded cat. I then had to listen upstairs as my entire family (downstairs) discussed what an earth the substance on Ziggy's jet black coat could be.
I'd hate my parents to link the DVD and the Ziggy incident and make some false assumptions.

Thanks for the constructive advice so far lads. Much better than the stuff on the online dating thread which left me lumbered with a lifetime ban from Asda and a Yeast infection.

thats all i have to say...

if it gets found, just blame your old man! or the cat!

Just accept your loss.