JOKE

I WAS IN THE PUB TODAY, WHEN A MAN WALKED IN, DRESSED IN A PAIR OF FOOTBALL BOOTS, BLACK SOCKS, BLACK SHIRT,, AND A WHISTLE IN HIS MOUTH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I THOUGHT, HES GOING TO KICK OFF IN A MINUTE

I WAS IN THE PUB TODAY, WHEN A MAN WALKED IN, DRESSED IN A PAIR OF FOOTBALL BOOTS, BLACK SOCKS, BLACK SHIRT,, AND A WHISTLE IN HIS MOUTH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I THOUGHT, HES GOING TO KICK OFF IN A MINUTE

Just been to the tattooist and asked him if he could do a tattoo of a beautiful woman for me, He said..."yes no problem where would you like it"....I said "On my wifes face".......