Tolerance (Ground Zero Mosque joke)

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.



That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".



Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.



Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?



There you go, problem sorted!

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.



That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".



Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.



Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?



There you go, problem sorted!

You misunderstand the new 'Politically Correct' meaning of the word 'Tolerance'...

WE (as in Christians/white people) are to be tolerant of all things coloured or of different
religions. We are to bend over backwards to prove that religion and colour makes no difference
to us, in fact, we can and will be charged with a criminal offence for not coming up to scratch.

THEY (as in anyone non-British/Black/Asian/Green/Muslim) dont come under the same strict
moral and legal guidelines

The problem though isn't with Muslims or any other non-white. The problem is solely the responsibility of the white pc brigade.
For instance, they tell us not to mention Christmas because it might offend Muslims. Yet if you go down City Road (where every other shop is Muslim) you'll see that every single Muslim owned shop / Kebab house etc, has Christmas deco up. My local kebab house even has a "Christmas Tip" box for the Muslim staff that work there and they politely wish you a merry Christmas on your way out.
Truth is your average Muslim isn't offended by our religions or customs etc. It's the pc brigade who f**k it up for everyone and I dare say cause most of the divisions that exist.

[quote="TheOutsider"]The problem though isn't with Muslims or any other non-white. The problem is solely the responsibility of the white pc brigade.
For instance, they tell us not to mention Christmas because it might offend Muslims. Yet if you go down City Road (where every other shop is Muslim) you'll see that every single Muslim owned shop / Kebab house etc, has Christmas deco up. My local kebab house even has a "Christmas Tip" box for the Muslim staff that work there and they politely wish you a merry Christmas on your way out.
Truth is your average Muslim isn't offended by our religions or customs etc. It's the pc brigade who f**k it up for everyone and I dare say cause most of the divisions that exist.[/quote]


Spot on mate