rude rhymes

mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bred

jack and jill went up the hill to do some hanky panky, silly jill forgot her pill and nows theres little franky

mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon

mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon

Mother Hubard went to cupboard to get her dog a bone, went she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

need more

there once was a man called TATE,
who's a c*nt like his overweight mate,
we all hope in vein,
he gets hit by a train,
so we can all masturbate

Mary had a little pig, it was always grunting, so she took it out the back yard and kicked it's little ............ (sorry forgot the rest)

and

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her c**t fell off.

I like it mate

:lol: I like it mate

get to work

There once was a girl called ida
she got f*cked by a saber tooth tiger
the result of the f*ck was a bald headed duck
a rat and a circumzised spider

there was a young woman from france
who jumped on a bus in a trance
3 men fucked her so did the conductor
and the driver tossed off in his pants

:lol: I like it mate

Is that Dapper, the legendary white Hawaiian?

There once was a man from kentucket
he said his dick was so big he could suck it
he said it was a grin, as he wiped the spunk from his chin
and said if my ear was a c*nt i would f**k it

Im a little mouse called kieth
I circumcise men with my teeth
its not for the leisure, or the sexual pleasure
its for the cheese i find in the crease!