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joke

Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:30 pm

Dear jeremy kyle, I am 15 & pregnant and my parents don't know.
They haven't met my boyfriend. He is bisexual, HIV positive & he has Tourettes.
He is married & is 20 years older than me. He deals drugs and carries a gun.
He lives in a squat and is just out of jail.
He also likes animal porn.
My problem is; how do I tell my parents that he's a swansea fan?