To the tune of magic hat.......
Rosie Webster is a slapper,
her boyfriend is a tw*t,
and when he signed for swansea,
he said I'd love to be a rat,
he couldn't stay at chelsea,
or plymouth because he's crap,
he signed for swansea city because he heard,
they are a bunch of inbred TWATS.............then maybe kick in with...... you'r sister is your mother..........you know the song!!