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anyone need any painting done this week?

Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:53 am

have to wait for plastering to be done on job, so got a free week....anyone need any work done for xmas?

Re: anyone need any painting done this week?

Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:25 pm

Just the job! I was looking to get an erotic present for my wife. Do you think you could do a nude watercolour of me. Nothing smutty, nice and tastefull and everything. Was thinking of me sat on a chair with my pubes shaved and a pair of 'eyes' drawn above my donger in biro to make an amusing 'face'.

I'm available all week.

Re: anyone need any painting done this week?

Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:03 pm

harold pinta wrote:Just the job! I was looking to get an erotic present for my wife. Do you think you could do a nude watercolour of me. Nothing smutty, nice and tastefull and everything. Was thinking of me sat on a chair with my pubes shaved and a pair of 'eyes' drawn above my donger in biro to make an amusing 'face'.

I'm available all week.

i find this quite disturbing but very very interesting :lol: :lol: