MY NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL

My flaming neighbors, 3 am banging the hell out of my walls, I could hardly hear myself drilling, they are so inconsiderate.

Went around my mates house last week after a night down the pub, and in his bedroom he,s got a 5ft metal gong hanging on the wall. i asked him what it was for and he says its a magic gong and it tells the time.

I thought feck me thats clever so i asked him to show me, well he hit this gong with a big stick and this voice echoed back, for f**k sake its 2 in the morning.

Classic

nice