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Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:51 am
Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway.
I couldn't get pasta.
Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:08 pm
I was taking the dog for a walk through the park the day other when some boy started throwing cheese at me.
I thought: "How dairy".
Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:09 pm
My wife suggested we should try poppers to spice up our sex life.
She now has a fanny full of confetti and we aren't talking.
Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:10 pm
I said to my best mate "My wife's off to the Carribean".
He said "Jamaica?".
I said "No, she went of her own accord"
Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:14 pm
Paddy "I've got a dog with no nose"
Mick "How does he smell?"
Paddy "f*cking awful"
Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:59 pm
hailesy wrote:I was taking the dog for a walk through the park the day other when some boy started throwing cheese at me.
I thought: "How dairy".
That's mature
Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:05 pm
Nathan Walker wrote:hailesy wrote:I was taking the dog for a walk through the park the day other when some boy started throwing cheese at me.
I thought: "How dairy".
That's mature
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