PARKIN`S SONG

Should it be ?
What`s that coming over the hill ? is it a monster ? is it a monster ?
What`s that coming over the hill ? is it a monster ? is it a monster ?
What`s that coming over the hill ? is it a monster ? is it a monster ?
What`s that coming over the hill ? is it a monster ? NO IT`S PARKIN !!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0H7Kf9zvWk&feature=fvst

Tune of 'bread of heaven'

'Eats defenders, eats defenders, feed the beast and he will score,
Feeeeed the beast and he will score'

What`s that coming over the hill ? is it a monster ? is it a monster ?
More like
What`s that coming over the hill ? is it a Zimmer frame ? is it a Zimmer frame?

Jones has signed yet another crock

?

He`s six foot 4 and big as a door,hes bound to score jonny jonny parkin.

Here comes Jonny,
Here comes Jonny Sasquatch!
Sasquatch!
Sasquatch!
Sasquatch!

chris burke song

HE EATS FROM THE FRIDGE
HE EATS FROM THE BINS
THAT BOY PARKIN
EATS DEFENDERS FOR FUN

OR

HE EATS FROM THE FRIDGE
HE EATS FROM THE BINS
THAT BOY PARKIN
EATS MINGE FOR FUN