Nob Accident - help required !!!

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:05 pm

A friend of mine sliced the end of his todger off in an accident yesterday, he's in need of a doner asap for a transplant.

If anyone can help, please give him a "Bell" :lol:

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:07 pm

sorry mate i just havent got the balls to help out in that dept!!

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:10 pm

Bet he used to feel a bit of a prick

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:11 pm

brewer918 wrote:sorry mate i just havent got the balls to help out in that dept!!

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:11 pm

CNOB has one on his head he can have :lol:

sorry CNOB

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:12 pm

Well if you can't physically give him a bell, any good "tips"? :lol:

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:14 pm

what about skin graft,he will need about four skins. :lol:

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:15 pm

he can have 5 inch off mine still 11 inch left,

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:16 pm

ninianblue wrote:he can have 5 inch off mine still 11 inch left,

11 inches from the floor maybe!!

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:24 pm

Plenty of knob ends here, http://www.liberty-stadium.com/, give em a call, maybe they've got some spare?

Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:40 pm

Is he looking for a Doner or a Donner, coz I got a number here for a Donner and they'll even deliver it. actually I've even got the number of a Donna, and she 'll come around by the hour, but don't tell my missus.