Favourite quotes

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift"

f**k off

a wise man speaks when something needs to be said.... a fool speaks because he needs to say something

You are never a loser until you quit trying.

a wise man speaks when something needs to be said.... a fool speaks because he needs to say something

tottaly agree

Work is the curse of the drinking classes!

dont give up on life cause you never know whats waiting round the corner !

Winners don't quit and quitters don't win.

"You want fecking what painted on the ceiling ? "

Michelangelo.

"You want fecking what painted on the ceiling ? "

Michelangelo.

Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

Emma Royde.

this is the best squad ive ever worked with.

i can smell petrol - niki lauder

what iceburg - captain of the titanic

watch him he'll have someones eye out with that - king harold

what was that bang - lord mayor of hiroshima

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

EAGLES MAY SOAR HIGH,BUT WEAZZLES DONT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

Its not how good you are,Its how bad you want it

Old chinese proverb say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

Its not about getting knocked down, its how you get up that counts!! Q(Sugar Ray Robinson)

The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do.

it come off in my hands dad

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right (woody allen)

"the easiest way to double your money is to fold it in your pocket"

NOTHING IN LIFE IS MORE CERTAIN, THAN LIFE IS COMPLETLY UNCERTAIN