SUPRISE CONVERSATION WITH MY GRANDAD

Said to me last night "it's going to be a long cold winter this year boy (still calls me boy even though I'm only 55)" I replied tell me something I don't know Grandad", "well" he said " I can fit my whole fist up your Grandma's arse"

Just took the dog for a walk over the fields and a f*cking big bull tried to charge me !! I thought piss off im not paying £3.00 !!!!

LOL! That's one or your best yet Gwyn

keep em coming

I'll never forget my Grandmothers last words.



"Gwyn what are you doing in my bedroom with that axe"

Said to me last night "it's going to be a long cold winter this year boy (still calls me boy even though I'm only 55)" I replied tell me something I don't know Grandad", "well" he said " I can fit my whole fist up your Grandma's arse"

f*cking class

Said to me last night "it's going to be a long cold winter this year boy (still calls me boy even though I'm only 55)" I replied tell me something I don't know Grandad", "well" he said " I can fit my whole fist up your Grandma's arse"

Gwyn with all these jokes you post you should do a standup tour of cardiff and the valleys for charity