WOODGATE LATEST

I am told Jonathan Woodgate, through his friendship with Craig Bellamy, is close to signing for City.

There have been talks and it is now down to how the wages are to be paid, percentages etc.

Not quite a done deal but we are close.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COMEDY FUKING GOLD KEEP 'EM COMING SON!!

Half day at school is it?

No a bit of banter and amusement before I head off into the city (the real city that is - London) for a meeting.

The fact that you have taken the time and dragged this one out says more about you than anything else.

PS. How much is the congestion charge on your caravan?

No a bit of banter and amusement before I head off into the city (the real city that is - London) for a meeting.

London doesn't want you dirty Gypo Scum.

No a bit of banter and amusement before I head off into the city (the real city that is - London) for a meeting.

London doesn't want you dirty Gypo Scum.

And london doesn't want you welsh muppets either!

No a bit of banter and amusement before I head off into the city (the real city that is - London) for a meeting.

London doesn't want you dirty Gypo Scum.

And london doesn't want you welsh muppets either!

well I'm here - what the f**k you going to do about it?

and why the feck would an actual londoner support the gypos?

just said on SSN that he's turned down a move to Wolves on loan, and wants to stay at spurs