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TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:44 pm

i have just scanned through todays threads, everyone is on about transfers, and sam etc.

thats boring, its not like its a footy board or anything. :D

whos got some rude jokes, anything that doesnt involve the words, DAVE JONES, JAMES VAUGHEN, SICKNOTE, OR SAM??
(thats a feking challenge) :lol:

anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:46 pm

milly44 wrote:anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????


No, but I was gangraped last week.

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:48 pm

PtB wrote:
milly44 wrote:anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????


No, but I was gangraped last week.

tell us about it, we are all friends, maybe we can help :D
the board is urs............. :oops:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:50 pm

PtB wrote:
milly44 wrote:anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????


No, but I was gangraped last week.






LOL LONDON OR CARDIFF

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:50 pm

milly44 wrote:
PtB wrote:
milly44 wrote:anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????


No, but I was gangraped last week.

tell us about it, we are all friends, maybe we can help :D
the board is urs............. :oops:


Well you were there and.......

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:55 pm

You are on the bus and you really need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. A couple of songs later you start to feel better. As you leave the bus, people are really giving you the evil eye, and that's when you remember...
...you've been listening to your iPod!

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:57 pm

PtB wrote:You are on the bus and you really need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. A couple of songs later you start to feel better. As you leave the bus, people are really giving you the evil eye, and that's when you remember...
...you've been listening to your iPod!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:33 am

Dont tell Milly where it was.....he'll be hanging around for weeks waiting for it :o

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:34 am

Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms.

What's worse is that she's a squirter. :shock:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:35 am

2blue2handle wrote:Dont tell Milly where it was.....he'll be hanging around for weeks waiting for it :o

Im already doing some investigating :D

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:36 am

bluebirdcal wrote:Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms.

What's worse is that she's a squirter. :shock:

get off sikipedia :lol:

i literally just read that one on there :D

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:13 am

I was trying find a old one on sikapedia but to offensive for here some the jokes on there bloody hell :lol:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:15 am

Llantrisant Blue. wrote:I was trying find a old one on sikapedia but to offensive for here some the jokes on there bloody hell :lol:

what jokes ;)
put them up i will delete them before i go to bed.....maybe :lol:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:47 am

Chess. The only place where bishops will stand idly behind the little ones.

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:23 am

My unfortunate mate went to the Doc's last week to have an embarrasing small mole removed from his ol man.
The Doc only took a few minutes to do it. On his way out the Doc said ..............You realise it is my duty to inform the R.S.P.C.A.................Cheeky Sod.






You asked for it!!!!!! :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:32 am

My unfortunate mate went to the Doc's last week to have an embarrasing small mole removed from his ol man.
The Doc only took a few minutes to do it. On his way out the Doc said ..............You realise it is my duty to inform the R.S.P.C.A.................Cheeky Sod.






You asked for it!!!!!! :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:41 pm

milly44 wrote:i have just scanned through todays threads, everyone is on about transfers, and sam etc.

thats boring, its not like its a footy board or anything. :D

whos got some rude jokes, anything that doesnt involve the words, DAVE JONES, JAMES VAUGHEN, SICKNOTE, OR SAM??
(thats a feking challenge) :lol:

anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????


my grandad said to me "its going to be a nightmare this winter, what with this flu outbreak"

"tell me something i dont know!" i said

"your gran can take a whole fist up her arse" he said..

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:23 pm

What's the first rule of mime club?

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:28 pm

Bluebird99 wrote:What's the first rule of mime club?


you dont talk about mime club?

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:38 pm

milly44 wrote:i have just scanned through todays threads, everyone is on about transfers, and sam etc.

thats boring, its not like its a footy board or anything. :D

whos got some rude jokes, anything that doesnt involve the words, DAVE JONES, JAMES VAUGHEN, SICKNOTE, OR SAM??
(thats a feking challenge) :lol:

anyone been involved in a monkeyfacing ???????



I heard 2 women in the shop talking about the new craze of Nasal sex, what wrong with just normal old sex. I know someone is going to say Fuck-nose.

Re: TO SERIOUS FOR MY LIKING.....

Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:38 pm

Yeah, think about it