Friday fun with Peter Risdale AKA Elvis

To the tune of Return to Sender - Bored in work so I've come up with this ditty

I got a letter from the taxman,
I fear I'll get the sack
Bright early next morning
I sent the letter + fishtank back

I wrote upon it :
Return to taxman, aaddress unknown
No such Chairman, No such stadium
We had a quarrel, a 2.8M spat
I write I'm sorry but the tax bill keeps coming back

So they sent it as an e-mail
They sent it just to "me"
Bright early last Sunday morning
The News of the World was on to me

I wrote upon it :
Return to taxman, aaddress unknown
No such Chairman, No such stadium
We had a quarrel, a 2.8M spat
I write I'm sorry but the tax bill keeps coming back

This time I'm gonna take the ticket cash myself
I'll put right in there hands
And when it comes back the very next day
Then I'll be off to the Sun and Sand

Return to taxman, aaddress unknown
No such Chairman, No such stadium

Copyright Yorkie 2010 (Hands off Peter)

I'd buy that record butt

Funny as Feck