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SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:38 pm

My new distribution centre opens starts in aprox 5 weeks time on Newport Road.

We have positions for Drivers to deliver nationwide our beautiful furniture !

Earn aprox 70-100 per day.

We don't want any lazy gits, any bullshitters, no shirkers , if there is anyone on here interested drop me a PM.

Also have positions for commision based sales agents ( can seriously earn on this one) - top bullshitters please apply !! :lol:

Open to everyone - apart from Gethin Jenkins as I only take on good intelligent chaps.

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:41 pm

You couldnt afford my wages!!

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:41 pm

If anyone needs an office monkey boy. I'm your man.

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:42 pm

Mr Davies wrote:You couldnt afford my wages!!


your in - top bullshitter!

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:42 pm

steve is it 7.5 tonners as my oldest maybe interested


if so pm me


baz

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:43 pm

SteW wrote:If anyone needs an office monkey boy. I'm your man.


We employ men not nerds.

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:44 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:steve is it 7.5 tonners as my oldest maybe interested


if so pm me


baz



It is.

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:44 pm

Daya wrote:
SteW wrote:If anyone needs an office monkey boy. I'm your man.


We employ men not nerds.


Careful sonny. My keyboard's loaded any ready to fire!

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:44 pm

Daya wrote:My new distribution centre opens starts in aprox 5 weeks time on Newport Road.

We have positions for Drivers to deliver nationwide our beautiful furniture !

Earn aprox 70-100 per day.

We don't want any lazy gits, any bullshitters, no shirkers , if there is anyone on here interested drop me a PM.

Also have positions for commision based sales agents ( can seriously earn on this one) - top bullshitters please apply !! :lol:

Open to everyone - apart from Gethin Jenkins as I only take on good intelligent chaps.



any receptionist or secetarys needed ?

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:45 pm

SteW wrote:
Daya wrote:
SteW wrote:If anyone needs an office monkey boy. I'm your man.


We employ men not nerds.


Careful sonny. My keyboard's loaded any ready to fire!


With that bullshit - you can come on sales.

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:46 pm

selling what?

im in advertising at the moment might interst me if its decent money :ayatollah:

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:46 pm

have you got jobs for annis and carl now then lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:48 pm

beckett wrote:selling what?

im in advertising at the moment might interst me if its decent money :ayatollah:


take a look www.directdesign66.blogspot.com

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:50 pm

mallo wrote:have you got jobs for annis and carl now then lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


lol . :D

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:52 pm

beckett wrote:selling what?

im in advertising at the moment might interst me if its decent money :ayatollah:


Advertising reps = crooks , normally spit them out for breakfast :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:52 pm

When you spread your empire to the Emerald Isle gimme a shout I can do a good Yosser Hughes

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:58 pm

RichardBluebird wrote:When you spread your empire to the Emerald Isle gimme a shout I can do a good Yosser Hughes


Already there but plenty of room for more - but they got no dough! :lol:

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:02 pm

You have a pm Daya. :D :ayatollah:

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:05 pm

i need a job but im 17 an no1 will employ me ? :(

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:05 pm

Any part time jobs in your distribution centre Daya? Working in M&S at the moment but fed up of it there with all the whining old women an need more hours

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:07 pm

is there one for me dayo :lol: :ayatollah:

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:09 pm

Daya wrote:
RichardBluebird wrote:When you spread your empire to the Emerald Isle gimme a shout I can do a good Yosser Hughes


Already there but plenty of room for more - but they got no dough! :lol:




The have plenty of money, the tight bastards sit on it or have it well hidden.

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:11 pm

..are your products FSC?

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:11 pm

Daya you might be a bit nuts on here from time to time :lol: but fair play to you! Going for it in a down economy!

Good for you I say!

PS You should also look for potential franchise holders.

PPS You probably already are!

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:14 pm

Daya wrote:My new distribution centre opens starts in aprox 5 weeks time on Newport Road.

We have positions for Drivers to deliver nationwide our beautiful furniture !

Earn aprox 70-100 per day.

We don't want any lazy gits, any bullshitters, no shirkers , if there is anyone on here interested drop me a PM.

Also have positions for commision based sales agents ( can seriously earn on this one) - top bullshitters please apply !! :lol:

Open to everyone - apart from Gethin Jenkins as I only take on good intelligent chaps.



DEATH BEFORE EMPLOYMENT :ayatollah:

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:30 pm

I will fit in as many of you I can over the next few months and we can form fleet bluebird!

Thanks for the Pm messages.

Keep them coming - I have passed them on to my foreman who will be in touch.

You will all look pretty in your claret and blue uniforms :lol:

Sales positions available too - can earn top dollar ! No experience needed just confidence I will teach you every trick in the book!!!

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:32 pm

Daya wrote:I will fit in as many of you I can over the next few months and we can form fleet bluebird!

Thanks for the Pm messages.

Keep them coming - I have passed them on to my foreman who will be in touch.

You will all look pretty in your claret and blue uniforms :lol:

Sales positions available too - can earn top dollar ! No experience needed just confidence I will teach you every trick in the book!!!

Christ there's no hope........

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:33 pm

He might be a bit crazy, but Daya is a top bloke to work for :ayatollah:

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Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:35 pm

Casual wrote:Any part time jobs in your distribution centre Daya? Working in M&S at the moment but fed up of it there with all the whining old women an need more hours


Know what u mean m8 im in m&s 2.

Re: SERIOUS - OFF TOPIC JOB OFFERS

Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:41 pm

Daya wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:steve is it 7.5 tonners as my oldest maybe interested


if so pm me


baz



It is.


hi daya, let me know if you need a backup to your own transport, the transport company I work for, we offer a dedicated vehicle service for all local deliveries aswell as UK deliveries, sprinter vans, 7.5 tonne, 18 tonne & full artic if needed!! let me know if this would be of a benefit to you!! :D