Tuesday Joke Thread

I dont think that it is appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy. i know its hard to feel sorry or sympathy coz they are foreigners but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. They've been left with nothing.....











Still there's always next season for Arsenal.

they have more british players than cardiff ..

I was at the airport and a guy came up to me and said "Lost something mate"
I said "Yes my wife!"
He said "Me too"
I said "What does she look like?"
He said "Blonde, long tanned legs, wearing a mini skirt, no knickers, no bra, big tits and a see thru top! What does yours look like?
I said "Who gives a f**k lets look for yours!"

I walked into the pub toilet earlier, spotted a bloke at the urinals, and made my way to the cubicle.

Bloke laughed and said, "Embarrassed about your penis, hey, lad?"

A bit embarrassed, I said; "Of course not!" And made my way over to the urinal next to him.

What a hypocrite, he sure seemed embarrassed watching me take a shit.

Run a bath for my 8 year old son when he looks down at his balls and asks "dad, is that my brain?"
To which i reply, "not yet son"

Q.Whats the difference between Dave Jones and a battery.
A. Even a battery has a positive side.