Exclusive: Priority Chelsea tickets to the following!

1) Those that have always sat down at home and away games and behaved themselves, and have a note from their parents to prove it.
2) Those that have never gesticulated to opposing fans or used abusive language within the confines of football ground, and have their 'model citizen' certificate as awarded by the Annis Abraham Good Citizenship Committee.
3) Those that take flasks to football (0.5l = 1 ticket, 1l = 2 tickets, 1.2l = 4 tickets & complimentary sachet of bovril)
4) Those that only come out for the big occasions and swear blind that they've followed the City for 45 years (proof needed i.e. minimum requirement = name unlikely to be on CCFC database, etc).

Concessions

1) 2 free tickets each to members of the Dai Hunt Appreciation Society.

2a) As many free tickets as he wants to Frankie (on account he'll do me otherwise).

2b) Free ticket to holders of Real Madrid poster (reason as above).

What if you have a hull city stub?

What if you have a hull city stub?

You're in!

What if you have a hull city stub?

You're in!

Fantastic news

I am a Platambo, got one of Franks Real Madrid posters & occasionally take a flask of Drambuie to matches, do i qualify for three Chelsea tickets???