Irish joke

7 englishmen and there irish friend paddy have all gone to the police station for an i.d parade after being accused ov rape. the woman walks in and within seconds paddy shouts "there she is boys the ungrateful bitch".

Paddy and Murphy flying in a light aircraft AT 70,000ft! Paddy taps Murphy on the back of his shoulder and say's " Murphy! If we fly to 80,000ft and turn upside down.will we fall out"?
Murphy turns around and replies,"Will we f**k fall out,we have been friends for year's"!!!!!!

Paddy and his family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon Cinema. They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see "Closed For The Winter".