The Biggest lie

P R Has told me the biggest lie since somebody told me santa comes down the chimney !!!!
what a tosser!!!!

P R Has told me the biggest lie since somebody told me santa comes down the chimney !!!!
what a tosser!!!!

you mean he doesnt, how does he get in then

And who drinks the milk and eats mince pies I leave out every year?

And who drinks the milk and eats mince pies I leave out every year?

dapper does

And who drinks the milk and eats mince pies I leave out every year?

which b*stard drank half a bottle of malt at my place? Bet it was the bloody kids