A funny song about a place in West Wales

I got bored and found this website which generates random song lyrics; http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/?i=46qj

And you type a few keywords in and see what it comes up with, and I got this;

"They get on with life as a Peg seller,
They're an Inbred kinda type.
They like Watching failures on Sundays,
They like Selling lucky heather in the week.
They like to contemplate Their DVD of the Cardiff game.
But when they start to daydream,
Their mind turns straight to Swansea City.

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes,
I notice the way they think about Swansea City with a smile,
Curved lips they just can't disguise.
But they think it's Their DVD of the Cardiff game making their life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more?
Their DVD Of The Cardiff Game or...
Swansea City?

They like to use words like 'Mosh,'
They like to use words like 'Prrrrada.'
They like to use words about Their DVD of the Cardiff game.
But when they stop their talking,
Their mind turns straight to Swansea City.

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes,
I notice the way they think about Swansea City with a smile,
Curved lips they just can't disguise.
But they think it's Their DVD of the Cardiff game making their life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more?
Their DVD Of The Cardiff Game or...
Swansea City?

They like to hang out with sister,
They like to kick back with mother,
But when left alone,
Their mind turns straight to Swansea City.

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes,
I notice the way they think about Swansea City with a smile,
Curved lips they just can't disguise.
But they think it's Their DVD of the Cardiff game making their life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more?
Their DVD Of The Cardiff Game or...
Swansea City?

They're not too fond of the BBC,
They really hate the bias towards the capital,
But they just think back to Swansea City,
And they're happy once again."


Amazing, the shit you can find on the internet when you're bored. It took my mind off our situation anyway.

Thanks, Sleepless in Sheffield

This is supposed to be to the tune of Britney Spears - oops i did it again.. i cant figuere it out but it is funny to read

Oh sister, sister!
Oh sister, sister!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
We will be capital one day!
Give me a sign,
Give the jacks the fa cup sister one more time!

Oh sister, sister!
Oh martinez, martinez!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're jacks!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're jacks!

Oh sister, sister!
Oh pratley , pratley !
I think I did it again,
I made you believe cardiff are good,
Oh pratley !
To shag sister like that is just so typically me.
Oh sister, sister!

f**k!.. I did it again!
I were capital!

Oh sister, sister!
Oh sousa, sousa!
I think I made you believe i didnt get my sister pregnant.
f**k!.. You think i didnt get my sister pregnant.

Oh sister, sister!
I'm not that sousa!
You see my problem is this,
i have six fingers,
Wishing we won the cup.

Oh sister, sister!
Oh sister, sister!
Oh martinez, martinez!
Oh pratley , pratley !
Oh sousa, sousa!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
We will be capital one day!
Give me a sign,
Give the jacks the fa cup sister one more time

Oh sister, sister!
Oh pratley , pratley !
I think I did it again,
I made you believe cardiff are good,
Oh pratley !
To shag sister like that is just so typically me.
Oh sister, sister!
Oh sister, sister!
I'm not that sousa!
You see my problem is this,
i have six fingers,
Wishing we won the cup.


I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
We will be capital one day!

my favourite lines out of it