Breaking news... Should be in the papers tomorrow

My mate works for the paper in London and just txt me to see if heard the news that john terry has been shagging Wayne bridges wife - got her pregnant and she's had an abortion going to be in all the paper tomorrow or Sunday.

I'm sure there a song there for when we play them

thought he got a gagging order on it?? clearly not a very good one....ohhh i really cant wait for the chelsea game.....

I think songs about his dad being a drug dealer or his mum robbing from tescos wud wind him up
more.