Aplogies for my absence tonight lads but I been babysitting

Well me and the missus been ,looking after the grandkids tonight. We all been watching cartoons - you know what kids enjoy - In the night garden, Tom & jerry, Peppa pig etc. Well my granddaughter said I like swiper. I said who is swiper? she said you know swiper no swiping. I said what? she said Dora the Explorer!!! I said who is Dora the Explorer? So I searched me sky, found it and we all proceeded to watch it. There was this character on there called Swiper!!! and Dora kept saying swiper no swiping Guess what immediately came to mind after todays fun on here? Sniper no sniping . Now that will go above some peoples heads on here but not others feck me just looking through the other posts here tonight!! I didn't realise Ridders was babysitting as well

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Aye, not many will

Well me and the missus been ,looking after the grandkids tonight. We all been watching cartoons - you know what kids enjoy - In the night garden, Tom & jerry, Peppa pig etc. Well my granddaughter said I like swiper. I said who is swiper? she said you know swiper no swiping. I said what? she said Dora the Explorer!!! I said who is Dora the Explorer? So I searched me sky, found it and we all proceeded to watch it. There was this character on there called Swiper!!! and Dora kept saying swiper no swiping Guess what immediately came to mind after todays fun on here? Sniper no sniping . Now that will go above some peoples heads on here but not others feck me just looking through the other posts here tonight!! I didn't realise Ridders was babysitting as well

Bollocks

You've been hiding from that TLG tart cos you got her up the stick you naughty alien

Well me and the missus been ,looking after the grandkids tonight. We all been watching cartoons - you know what kids enjoy - In the night garden, Tom & jerry, Peppa pig etc. Well my granddaughter said I like swiper. I said who is swiper? she said you know swiper no swiping. I said what? she said Dora the Explorer!!! I said who is Dora the Explorer? So I searched me sky, found it and we all proceeded to watch it. There was this character on there called Swiper!!! and Dora kept saying swiper no swiping Guess what immediately came to mind after todays fun on here? Sniper no sniping . Now that will go above some peoples heads on here but not others feck me just looking through the other posts here tonight!! I didn't realise Ridders was babysitting as well

Bollocks

You've been hiding from that TLG tart cos you got her up the stick you naughty alien

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