Am i the only one !

have you been to a party ,you know the one im on about a private party in a hall off the back end of a pub ,rows of tables disco dodgy food that gets uncovered half way threw. The usual rolls chicken sausages chessese on sticks. You get the idea, dodgy music being played, bambs gets on the dancefloor when YMC f*cking A gets played, music so loud you cant talk to anyone you dont know. The wife sayin you look bored! Thats because i f*cking am.
And there,s hundreds of thousands of these partys up and down the country as i speak, well im at one right now and all i crave is my setee with my dog cudled up watching match of the day. Half of those here had to have there food liqudised before they could eat it lol.
Well roll on Thursday NEWCASTLE LOL

sounds like fun we have all been to partys like that mate