WAYNE BRIDGE WENT OUT AND....

BOUGHT HIS WIFE A REPLICA OF HIS COCK IN THE FORM OF CADBURYS CHOCOLATE, BUT THE UNGRATEFUL BITCH TURNED IT DOWN SAYING SHE'D MUCH RATHER TERRY'S!

i thought it was good anyway

news reports from burnley say 'TERRY LACKED PENETRATION'
try telling that to wayne bridge!

when interviewed after the game yesterday terry said 'he wanted a clean sheet'
yes good thinking john,
rush home and change them, she'll never know!

RIGHT I PROMISE IL STOP WISH THESE SHIT SO CALLED JOKES NOW...PROMISE

Headlines today 'Terry plays away and scores'

Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry

Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry

hel f**k her in the ass ,
and spunk on her tits,
leaving bridges world cup dream in bits!

Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry

hel f**k her in the ass ,
and spunk on her tits,
leaving bridges world cup dream in bits!

what tunes that mate

Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry

hel f**k her in the ass ,
and spunk on her tits,
leaving bridges world cup dream in bits!

what tunes that mate

wfight fight wherever you may be.....

chelsea wherever you may be,
dnt leve your wife with john terry,
hel f**k her in the ass,
and spunk on her tits,
leaving bridges world cup dream in bits!

(thanks for nottage blue for supplyn the magic of the first line

Quite allright, Milly. No problem too big or small for me!