Anyone have any embarrising moments @ Ninian Park?

I will start this off, a right classic.

Wolves Fa Cup when we won 2-0 two years ago in the 5th round. I had set my mate up a few weeks before the game to take the free kick challenge etc. He found out an hour before kick off but was in no state to do it and refused. I was rather pissed off as we thought someone who loves the club as much as he does, would love to go on the pitch at half time etc.

Spoke to Ali and typically, I had to do it. There was no grip on my trainers so that made it fun. Went on at half time, took a few warm up shots. Hit the bar with the first, 2nd one hit the wolves fans which got a cheer then the 3rd and proper one, I slipped as I went to shoot and put it halfway up the grange end!

Few mates ringing me from the bob bank then shouting "you fat b*stard" I replied with f**k off you c**t and Thommo was standing next to me when this happened and he thought I was telling him to go and do one. He wasn't happy but he just decided to laugh at me after what happened!

Yeh f*cking Ipswhich last season it was a f*cking joke.

Two years ago my missus arranged a trip to Cardiff for my birthday with me and 7 or 8 Clydebank boys.

It was the Sheff Wed game(1-0). As you do before games, we hit Canton and had a right good few drinks. Wee were in the Napier and one of the said boys went to the toliet. While he was away, a crushed up viagra was popped into his pint, unaware he came back and finished his pint. On the way to the ground all the chat was about erecetions and the like, daft chanting and all sorts to which he kept joining in still unaware he was the butt of the jokes. As the game wore on, half of A block were now aware of wht was going on and were all pointing and laughing. City then scored and everyone was going pretty mental, except one who now couldn't stand up

Years ago Toshack took charge of one game as Wales manager...I think we lost 3-0...anyway I was in a near deserted Popular bank when I got up to do something and my foot broke off...Feck me I thought this is awkward...I called a steward over to see if there was a wheelchair spare or a pair of crutches to get me back to the car....once I was in my car I could manage to drive home...automatic car...two pedals one foot...no problem

Whats the matter he said...

I have broke my foot, I replied

How do you know he said?


So I picked up my broken foot, still inside my shoe and passed it to him...lol

He screeechhhed and dropped it...

I explained quickly that its not real...and he came around a bit from the shock

anyway no crutches or wheelchairs in the stadium and two stewards had to get me out of the ground all the way back to my car in the carpark...hopping along, with one each side of me holding me up

Pretty embarressing..lol

But funny as feck..

We scored a goal against someone, my memory is hazed for a very good reason.
And good old Dai Leek who used to stand next to me in the Grange End decided to throw me up in the air.
Next thing I know I'm crowd surfing in a giant hotdog costume.
Then it was thud as my head hit the crash barrier and the floor.
All in all a good day and a good heaedache for the next few.