My Next Visit
Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:48 pm
Dear Peter
I'm thinking of coming back for the Peterborough at home game. Now you have sold those plots of land, the possibility of purchasing the club is far more attractive to me. I will bring the £40,000,000 in unmarked notes in my Nike kit bag. I won't be concerned about that due dilligence nonsense. If you just sign a receipt for me we can sign the deal on the night. I will be bringing 23 of my close friends and family along with me, could you arrange the same facilities and hotel as previous plus helicopter and first class travel. Also, could you please ensure that kiwis do not run out of Rhondda champagne (Strongbow) this time. It has been a pleasure doing business with you. The bonus we discussed will be left under your front wheel arch in a carrier bag as per your instructions last time. I look forward to seeing you soon.
Ben.... (allegedly)
I'm thinking of coming back for the Peterborough at home game. Now you have sold those plots of land, the possibility of purchasing the club is far more attractive to me. I will bring the £40,000,000 in unmarked notes in my Nike kit bag. I won't be concerned about that due dilligence nonsense. If you just sign a receipt for me we can sign the deal on the night. I will be bringing 23 of my close friends and family along with me, could you arrange the same facilities and hotel as previous plus helicopter and first class travel. Also, could you please ensure that kiwis do not run out of Rhondda champagne (Strongbow) this time. It has been a pleasure doing business with you. The bonus we discussed will be left under your front wheel arch in a carrier bag as per your instructions last time. I look forward to seeing you soon.
Ben.... (allegedly)
Re: My Next Visit
Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:49 pm
Great news, looks like the deal is back on then.Annis you kept this one quiet. 
Re: My Next Visit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:30 pm
Annis, perhaps you should talk to Ben Steele about Merthyr. We could fetch him over in the back of my mates transit, put him up in B and B in the gurnos, and Cheggers could send up a doggie bag with left overs from the Chinese buffet.
We'll blow his socks off with the welcome he gets, can't see how he could resisit it.
We'll blow his socks off with the welcome he gets, can't see how he could resisit it.
Re: My Next Visit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:38 pm
Hi Ben,
When you come over, can you bring some of the moody lacoste t-shirts I always see you wearing, please? also, I'm thinking of cultivating the scrufy look so if you can lend us that scruffy fleece you had on, it will go well with my new long, scruffy hair look that I'm currently growing.
All the best,
Andy
When you come over, can you bring some of the moody lacoste t-shirts I always see you wearing, please? also, I'm thinking of cultivating the scrufy look so if you can lend us that scruffy fleece you had on, it will go well with my new long, scruffy hair look that I'm currently growing.
All the best,
Andy
Re: My Next Visit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:00 pm
I know this isn't the Real Ben Steele as he utilises old JD Sport carrier bags you know the ruck sack style ones rather thna a nike kit bag.
Re: My Next Visit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:31 pm
Re: My Next Visit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:34 pm
BigGwynram wrote:Annis, perhaps you should talk to Ben Steele about Merthyr. We could fetch him over in the back of my mates transit, put him up in B and B in the gurnos, and Cheggers could send up a doggie bag with left overs from the Chinese buffet.
We'll blow his socks off with the welcome he gets, can't see how he could resisit it.