EGG Friendly's

Tomorrow is the start of the rugby friendly matches to allow the good teams some practise against the minor nations in preparation for the egg world cup. I know, I know it is a complete waste of time as there aren't enough egg chasers to go round more than half a dozen cuntries but the opportunity to recharge my betting accounts can't be missed.

I trust that some kind sole will be giving updates on tomorrows egg friendly as I have invested a considerable amount of money of our nancey boys getting stuffed by 20 - 25 points by their nancey boys, so may need to adapt during the "game". Can't get live betting over here on egg chasing, when I asked my pa about she just laughed, mind you I had willy the pussy slayer out at the time and was listening to man o war so I she have been slightly confused.

Its this egg chasing, is getting to me, I had this unnatural urge to urinate from my balconey rather then the toilet, to rub deep heat in my own bum, abuse passersby, vote labour and have started chanting uggy uggy uggy.

It is so hard, I'm fighting, fighting, I will not search for a Max song on you tube, Max Boyce, ahhhhhhhh I'm loosing it, up and under ere we go, noo,noo please, Barry John. Ah I'm saved Barry John, BJ pheeww that was close, BJ hmmm, I'll give Svetka a call.......Was close though, close