FAO Jez and Claire....

Hello ladies,

What can I get my ball and chain for Valentines Day??

She doesn't think a new hoover and some cutlery is romantic but she won't give me any tips, she says I should know what to get her!!

Just need some advice from the fairer sex!!

LOL dont ask me - i would have said a new city top or ticket to Chelsea! lol

sorry i am of no use whatso ever - but if she dont want a city top you can always buy me one for valentines day

sexy undies, chocolate a good dvd and flowers - surely that can work

(and i mean ALL of them not just ONE of the above)

but don't blame me is she slaps u lol

LOL dont ask me - i would have said a new city top or ticket to Chelsea! lol

sorry i am of no use whatso ever - but if she dont want a city top you can always buy me one for valentines day

She's an Scarlets egg chasing fan, so a City shirt is out of the question. Shes a girly girl who likes flowers and all that bollocks!!

You want a City shirt?? Without a first date??

Come on Greg, pull your finger out mate! ha ha.

What have you got for your Mrs then mate??

:idea: sexy undies, chocolate a good dvd and flowers - surely that can work

(and i mean ALL of them not just ONE of the above)

but don't blame me is she slaps u lol

Flowers is a must, but she doesn't really eat chocolate and I swear she already owns La Senza with the amount of sexy underwear shes got.

LOL dont ask me - i would have said a new city top or ticket to Chelsea! lol

sorry i am of no use whatso ever - but if she dont want a city top you can always buy me one for valentines day

She's an Scarlets egg chasing fan, so a City shirt is out of the question. Shes a girly girl who likes flowers and all that bollocks!!

You want a City shirt?? Without a first date??

i thought valentines day was about "luuuuuuuuurve" lol and you arent supposed to know your admirer - well how can u not love me we r both bloo thru n thru - sorted lol oh bollox ya taken

S.W.A.L.K.

Jez, who's your favourite City player??

Come on Greg, pull your finger out mate! ha ha.

What have you got for your Mrs then mate??

She may be a secret member on here so I won't say hahahaha.

Nothing major mate, just try and put yourself in her shoes....actually don't bother, women are f8cked up

DID you NOT know he is a crossdresser and on weekends unless there is a game he is often found mincing round the place

My son was born on Valentines day so its a no go for me and the missus as its my sons special day for many many years

Jez, who's your favourite City player??

Just PM'd u mate

Count yourself lucky, it's Valentines Day AND my anniversary. At least I never forget it.

DID you NOT know he is a crossdresser and on weekends unless there is a game he is often found mincing round the place

Funnily enough, my mrs is a bit worried because my toe nails are painted at the moment. I got bored the other day so I thought I'd treat myself so my right foot is 'Red Passion' and my left foot is 'Hot Pink' and 'Violet'. Looks very sexy.

Oh, and ask Annis about my 'Best hair removal product thread' on the ccmb which his wife loved so much.

very odd lot on here.

Hello ladies,

What can I get my ball and chain for Valentines Day??

She doesn't think a new hoover and some cutlery is romantic but she won't give me any tips, she says I should know what to get her!!

Just need some advice from the fairer sex!!

a glass rampant rabbit (xxl)