Who's up for a Riddle?

What has 4 legs but does not move?

Bywater..........oh hold on.. I thought you said 2.

Bywater..........oh hold on.. I thought you said 2.

What has 4 legs but does not move?

table

What has 4 legs but does not move?

table

Yep. I would have also accepted "chair".

a woman gave natural birth to 2 daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year but they are not twins.
how could this be?

a woman gave natural birth to 2 daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year but they are not twins.
how could this be?

Because she also gave birth to a boy, who was the third triplet?

a woman gave natural birth to 2 daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year but they are not twins.
how could this be?

Because she also gave birth to a boy, who was the third triplet?

not sure of the sex of the 3rd but triplets correct.

A man takes his son out for a drive and crashes and dies, the son survived. The ambulance takes the boy to hospital, he is rushed in to emergency and the doctor looks at the boy and says "Oh my god, that's my son"

How is that possible ?

A man takes his son out for a drive and crashes and dies, the son survived. The ambulance takes the boy to hospital, he is rushed in to emergency and the doctor looks at the boy and says "Oh my god, that's my son"

How is that possible ?

the dr is the boy's mother

a woman gave natural birth to 2 daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month of the same year but they are not twins.
how could this be?

Because she also gave birth to a boy, who was the third triplet?

a guess as well Good one I'll remember that.

Two black men dressed in black are walking along a country lane with no street lighting, a car travelling towards them at speed has no lights on but safely manouvers around them.

How is that possible ?

Two black men dressed in black are walking along a country lane with no street lighting, a car travelling towards them at speed has no lights on but safely manouvers around them.

How is that possible ?

its day light

Two black men dressed in black are walking along a country lane with no street lighting, a car travelling towards them at speed has no lights on but safely manouvers around them.

How is that possible ?

its day light

OK, I'll get my coat

Oh, I thought this thread was about Peter Ridsdale when you said the Riddle name in the title.

Jay bothroyd ends up on his arse crying like a bitch but no one is around him.

How is this possible?

Jay bothroyd ends up on his arse crying like a bitch but no one is around him.

How is this possible?

Coz he found out that he is a ****.

Jay bothroyd ends up on his arse crying like a bitch but no one is around him.

How is this possible?

That's a good one, I first heard it 3 years ago but alass I still can't figure it out

A lady shoots her husband.
She then holds him underwater for over 5 minutes.
At last, she hangs him.
But five minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How is this possible??

A lady shoots her husband.
She then holds him underwater for over 5 minutes.
At last, she hangs him.
But five minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How is this possible??

He didn't die ?

she is a photographer

she is a photographer

Yep.

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

He is 20 years old in 1980 BC and 15 in 1985 BC.

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

He is 20 years old in 1980 BC and 15 in 1985 BC.

b*stard

You looked that up

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

He is 20 years old in 1980 BC and 15 in 1985 BC.

b*stard

You looked that up

Nope. I saw it before.

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

a man from yorkshire takes over a welsh football club which is skint and facing being wound up. after a couple of years the said man leaves the club with a small fortune for himself after increasing the debt the club owes by £30m .work that one out.

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

I'll take a guess at I?

nearly but I is only one letter