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TAX

Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:35 pm

How on the earth does our football club "owe" £2.7 million in tax?

I have read not only on here where there are members who are tax accountants, very succesful businessmen, guy's with small company's and the odd fuckwit. What no one appears to address is why an SME (small or medium enterprise) in EU speak is taxed to this extent? Bash a lefty today, not roughly, about the head and say "excuse me, I'm Cardiff, we're barmy, we (we'll me anyway who is truely off his head) are off our jolly old heads, and wish to insert your gordon brown, ally darling straight up your arse. Now f**k off before I nail you several planks of wood, float you down the river, hock up the potable generator whilst encouraging you eat museli.

Nough said, as you were.

Re: TAX

Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:38 pm

Now type that all in plain english please :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:23 am

ihatealiens wrote:Now type that all in plain english please :lol: :ayatollah:


Simple you alienist

Why under our socialist government does a "business" that loses money faster than a slowboarder can find racism in an odd but inocouos missive about the colour of commonly found fruits, find itself behind on its contributions to our left wing friends?

The thought had crossed my mind on one, two maybe even three occassions that current the encumbants of this socialist government have made a bit of a boo boo,in guradian palance, yes those fine upstanding citizens of the bbc wiil suck the cock of socialism, then shove into their rectum of obscurity and chortle.

It is time to rise up, not in a lefty egg chasing way obviously, to ignore these socialist freaks and ignore them (twice) . From this day forth, you wil not watch big brother, dancing on ice, dancing anyway with Bruce, dancing in the jungle, the other square chined hero of the leftiess programmes, cowell or whatever the slimy amphibian calls himself. It is time for the right To stand up and be counted, a fair world for everyone, not matter what the colour of their underware, one for all and all for me, errrI mean us....

You know it makes sense, vote for Willy. Women will get free things.

This was not a party political broadcast on behalf of the Wombat Party, but all offerings will be accepted and passed on to the members of government who find themselve a bit short these days

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:35 am

well it was entertaining

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:41 am

It's simple. PAYE is the tax mans money after it's taken out of your wages NOT Riddlers

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:15 am

VBoy wrote:It's simple. PAYE is the tax mans money after it's taken out of your wages NOT Riddlers


Yes.

The high earners at the club, the players, will be on contract not employees of the club, thereby having individual responsibility for the their own tax affairs, including national insurance tax. Someone suggested that the monthly tax bill was around £500k hence the Subject. Most first team and squad players will have a company set up so zero tax liability for the club. Fine the socialsts tax the shit out of anything that moves, can move, used to move or may possibly move in the future but the figure seems very, very high.

:ayatollah:

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:25 am

Sludge wrote:well it was entertaining


Thank you young Sludge.

I trust you are still carrying out your daily inspection of ladies washing lines, noting the quality, size and colour of underware.
Darling tells me that its going to be 50p per week tax for a thong, 75p for a G string, passion killers 5p per annum and period knickers £5 per month. He will look to such fine upstanding guardian readers such as your goodself to ensure that all underware taxes are duely collected. All proceeds will ensure a council house is built, the more underware tax collected the more house built.. ;)

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:19 pm

I think you are spot on

its not the excessive spending at this football club on high wage earners both on and off the pitch that has brought this club before the beak

its this silly socialist government

I will have some of your pills

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:27 pm

Sludge wrote:I think you are spot on

its not the excessive spending at this football club on high wage earners both on and off the pitch that has brought this club before the beak

its this silly socialist government

I will have some of your pills


:lol: Labour is killing our Club.

Re: TAX

Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:00 pm

hes off his cake this one

its not peter ridsdale who has employed people we couldnt afford

or wasted 2 million on fowler, sinclair and hasselbaink

its gordon brown

I tell thee