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valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:27 pm

put ur poems on here
roses are red
violets or blue
i got vd
now so have you

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:31 pm

roses are red
violets are blue
suck my cock dead
and then i,ll f**k you

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:17 pm

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:17 pm

Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:17 pm

Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:18 pm

Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:19 pm

Roses are shit,

Violets are crap,

Show me your clit,

And I'll cum in your lap.

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:35 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a c**t Peter
And we all hate you.

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:02 pm

roses are red
violets are wank
i need some directions
now wheres that prick tank

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:07 pm

planes in the sky
rockets in space
come here you cow
for a nice monkey face :ayatollah:

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:17 pm

Wrexham are red
Cardiff are blue
Swamsea are white
Not sure where, this is going to?

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:18 pm

PtB wrote:planes in the sky
rockets in space
come here you cow
for a nice monkey face :ayatollah:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:27 pm

Roses are red

Olives are green

Open ur legs and I'll fill you with cream

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:30 pm

roses are red
violets are blue
claire is a hottie
whos too good for you



:lol:

Re: valentine

Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:46 pm

Humphry's wrote:roses are red
violets are blue
claire is a hottie
whos too good for you



:lol:


awwww!!! :D

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:37 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:16 am

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the van

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:37 am

claire wrote:
Humphry's wrote:roses are red
violets are blue
claire is a hottie
whos too good for you



:lol:


awwww!!! :D


watch out, watch out, theres a humphry about (o.k who's old enough to remember that ) :lol:

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:02 am

Roses are red
Watches are gold
Get on your knees
and do what your told

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:03 am

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:03 am

roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
but not this one

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:17 am

Roses are red
I love tape
Don't care what you say
This is rape.

Re: valentine

Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:54 am

rob wrote:
claire wrote:
Humphry's wrote:roses are red
violets are blue
claire is a hottie
whos too good for you



:lol:


awwww!!! :D


watch out, watch out, theres a humphry about (o.k who's old enough to remember that ) :lol:


http://www.trp.dundee.ac.uk/images/hump ... phrey.html :lol: